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I Can't Sing! The X Factor Musical Tickets

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Performance dates

27 March to 10 May 2014

Run time: On sale 02 September 2013

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Irreverent, mischievous and yet strangely touching, I Can’t Sing! is the irrepressible new musical comedy hitting the renowned London Palladium. Go behind the microphones and under the judges’ desks at the biggest show on earth, as I Can’t Sing! exposes the (allegedly) true story behind The X Factor – a gloriously twisted tale of naked ambition, heartache, hunchbacks and a talking dog.

Written by BAFTA award-winning comedian Harry Hill (3 BAFTA s, 7 British Comedy Awards and a Golden Rose of Montreux) with music and lyrics by Steve Brown (Spend, Spend, Spend ; Spitting Image ; TV Burp), I CAN’T SING! is co-produced by the patron saint of fame himself, Simon Cowell.

Olivier award-winner Nigel Harman will play X Factor supremo Simon Cowell, with The Color Purple’s Cynthia Erivo and Alan Morrissey as lovestruck hopefuls Chenice and Max.

Featuring a sidesplittingly funny original score and a host of characters who may seem oddly familiar, this brand new production will delight friends and foes of The X Factor in equal measure.

Please note: Nigel Harman will not be performing from 7th July 2014 to 27 July 2014.

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Special notes

Please note: I Can’t Sing!is closing early on 10th May 2014. Audio described performance Thursday 8 May 3.00pm.

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